Jack Bauer has had many aliases over the years to conceal his true identity while performing clandestine operations. To his credit, he even landed Diane Huxley while under the assumed title of Frank Flynn. This is why he’s our hero.
Now, you can also create your very own, remotely-cartoonish alias just like Jack. We’re proud to introduce The Jack Bauer Alias Generator to the interwebs. Feel free to post your favorite (generated) names in the comments and share with friends.
None of these generated names is worse than “Ron Fairbanks”, we promise.
With episode three of 24: Live Another Day in the books, Ty, Drew, and Badway consider the parenting style of Margot Al-Harazi, Chloe’s heartbreaking family story, and how Jack really is a good shoulder to cry on. They also ponder Heller’s next step in the wake of Parliament’s outburst towards him, Adrian Cross’ snake-like charm, and Jack’s crafty way of inciting a mob. The guys additionally discuss the current Vegas betting lines for the show and the short-lived career of Ron Fairbanks.